parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

(via the-dread-pirate-wesley)

save-the-cheerleader:

in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself

and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK

And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’

and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u

(via the-dread-pirate-wesley)

oldpaul:

i frickin love chickens there’s just so many of them

i mean first off you got your standard chickens

you got your rhode island red

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you’ve got your buff orpington

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you got your barred plymouth rock

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i mean and then it just takes off

there’s brahmas

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there’s tumblr’s favorite, the silkie

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polish chickens

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russian orloffs????

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belgian bearded d’anvers???? bearded????????

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frizzle chickens?????? how did this happen

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TURKENS

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GOD BLESS GALLUS GALLUS DOMESTICUS

(via jacobpittslovelyface)

The difference in the way the Doctor is written by RTD and Moffat.

claudiaboleyn:

Companion: I am so rubbish. 

RTD-written Doctor: No, you’re not! You’re brilliant! Remember that wonderful thing you did! Remember that special skill you have that nobody else has? Don’t put yourself down! Where would I be without you, eh?

vs

Moffat-written Doctor: You are bossy, also a control freak, a narcissist, a game player, needy, and also your skirt is just a little too tight.

Companion: Excuse me???

(via thecarriewhite)